What I Meant to Say

Today is Wednesday, which means Chief is doing her "What I Meant to Say" Meme.





Let's see if I can come up with any...hmmmm...


To my children, when I say: "HURRY UP!!!"

I don't mean: "Sit there and move as slowly as possible, stare off into space or watch some more tv! Please I love it so much!"

I mean:"MOVE YOUR BUTTS BEFORE I GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOU TO PULL YOUR HAIR!"

(Aren't my kids lucky?)



When I said: "I'll think about it and let you know."

I didn't mean: "Please, please please keep hastling me about it and insisting until I give in. Its what I want oh so bad!"

I meant: "Get the crap away from me, I don't want to do that. And the more you ask and insist, the more I want to hurt you."



These paint me in such a great light don't they...I bet you guys are glad you only have to deal with me on here instead of real life huh? I'm actually really nice, I swear!

"What I Meant to Say"

I am having such a hard time blogging lately! I don't know why besides the fact that there's drama in my life and its using up all my brain cells. So I'll try my best to do Chief's "What I meant to Say" Wednesday and actually be somewhat funny-ish. I'll try, but I have a feeling its going to come off bitter and angry. Sorry.




First situation: At the shoe store my 4 year old has to pee, I go to the lady at the counter and ask her if they have a bathroom, she tells me no (after ignoring me for a couple minutes until I finally say EXCUSE ME) and then proceeds to ignore me some more until I ask her where the nearest bathroom actually is. Its down around the corner, in the rain and I'm fat and pregnant. When I get BACK to the shoe store she asks me if I found a bathroom alright? What I say: a quick nod. No words at all.

What I meant to say: Are you kidding me that you don't have a bathroom anywhere in here for a little kid so she doesn't pee all over your floor?! Where do you freaking go when YOU have to pee?! And don't patronize me after ignoring me, you're freaking lucky I have a giftcard here or else I WOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK!


Second situation: A huge group of teenagers are walking in the middle of the street I'm driving down. I'm going slow and waiting for them to move out of the road, when one of the girls right by my window yells at me and tells me to move or stop or some other stupid crap, I say through the window: Are you kidding me? You need to get out of the road!

What I meant to say: Listen here idiot teenager, what you're doing is illegal and I really should just run you over. If I wasn't worried about going to jail I would do it happily. Jay walker.

Last scenario: When the lady at church called my 18 month old a "nuisance" I stood there with my mouth agape.

What I meant to say: I will kill you dead.