Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Achy Breaky--I'll Break Your Leg

Hellllooooo there!


I'm back.

For reals this time.

My computer is fixed and I think I've made it to a happier, less stressful place and I am ready to blog again. I think.

You know what I feel like blogging about? You are so about to find out!

Last night my husband and I watched that "Surprise Homecoming" show. I really didn't think I could stand watching it, I was tearing up bad just watching the commercials. This wasn't planned either, we were just watching "Cake Boss" and this just so happened to come on afterwards, and we were totally sucked into it. It wasn't as hard as I thought it was going to be, especially because Billy Ray Cyrus is the host.

Can I say that man made me crazy the entire show?!

Just starting with how the man looks. He still has a mullet. Which makes me want to punch him in the head. Then he was wearing some ridiculously--and I mean ridiculous--tight pants. With a leather jacket. Gosh what a douche.

So then every time he opened his mouth it was some outrageous crap. At one point he was introducing this soldier during an assembly and was all, "This man is my hero. He is my biggest hero. Please applaud...(pulls out an index card and READS OFF HIS NAME) Cpt. Blah Blah Blah." Are you freaking kidding me?! You couldn't respect this man enough to remember his name?! Then he says some garbage at some point about how he can relate to having a child in a war zone and how hard that is...uhhhhh, he does?! And THEN he said something like "I am so glad I could do this for them." What, you really didn't do anything. They would have a homecoming whether he was there or not, whether it was on tv or not, he really didn't do much of anything. At one point he tried to make some joke about Miley waiting out in the truck and I wanted to kick him in the groin. He just came off as such an idiot. By the end of it, I was irked. I just think the host should be someone who has the tiniest inkling of whats its like to be apart of the military, but its a pretty intense situation and deserves someone that knows how to treat the families with some sensitivity.

Alrighty, that is all. For now.


  1. It sounds like he would make my head explode.

  2. So glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's a complete doofus.

  3. DRIVES. ME. CRAZY. Who seriously thought to make him a host?

  4. wowza..you have some serious Billy Ray Cyrus issues here. did he drive your "achy breaky heart" crazy??
    I have no idea about that show. so WHY was HE hosting it.
    sounds rather weird!!!
    He needs to kinda act his age, forget the tight pants I would think....and his daughter Miley, needs to act HER age, not like she is some sex craved maniac!! ( maybe she is) she DRIVE me crazy

  5. How darest you badmouth Billy Ray? The man that created Hanna Montana with his very loins?

    Well, at least your computer is fixed.


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