Funny, funny

You know how on Facebook you can become a "fan" of all kinds of stupid things? Like you can become a fan of "that one time when we stayed up all night and it was awesome." I bet you thats a real group on facebook, I bet you its true and I totally just made that up. Some of the groups I think are actually really funny and I shouldn't mock it at all since I'm probably a fan of 50 different ridiculous groups. I can't help myself when I'm bored, I get clicky and its something to do.

The problem with getting on Facebook and seeing all the things you can "like" is I think of my own groups all the time. I think of them, and then promptly forget them. The only one I can think of right now is "if Maleficent hadn't interrupted Merryweather what gift would she have given baby Aurora?" I know. Thats why I promptly forget them. Because they suck. BAD.

Doesn't stop me from thinking of them though.

Just like when I was watching a lot of comedy a couple years ago, I would try and come up with my own comedy routine. It also sucked. BAD.

I like Chuck Norris jokes. I think they're awesome. Did you know that Chuck Norris is 70 years old?! I can't believe it, the man is a freaking machine. Some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

~Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

~Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

~Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

~When Chuck Norris was born the only one crying was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

HAHAHAha! I love it!

Tell me in the comments your favorite Chuck Norris joke, because he is the man and you should love him too. :)