Monday, May 10, 2010

Funny, funny

You know how on Facebook you can become a "fan" of all kinds of stupid things? Like you can become a fan of "that one time when we stayed up all night and it was awesome." I bet you thats a real group on facebook, I bet you its true and I totally just made that up. Some of the groups I think are actually really funny and I shouldn't mock it at all since I'm probably a fan of 50 different ridiculous groups. I can't help myself when I'm bored, I get clicky and its something to do.
The problem with getting on Facebook and seeing all the things you can "like" is I think of my own groups all the time. I think of them, and then promptly forget them. The only one I can think of right now is "if Maleficent hadn't interrupted Merryweather what gift would she have given baby Aurora?" I know. Thats why I promptly forget them. Because they suck. BAD.
Doesn't stop me from thinking of them though.
Just like when I was watching a lot of comedy a couple years ago, I would try and come up with my own comedy routine. It also sucked. BAD.
I like Chuck Norris jokes. I think they're awesome. Did you know that Chuck Norris is 70 years old?! I can't believe it, the man is a freaking machine. Some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

~Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
~Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
~Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
~When Chuck Norris was born the only one crying was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

HAHAHAha! I love it!

Tell me in the comments your favorite Chuck Norris joke, because he is the man and you should love him too. :)


  1. MELINDA. I love Chuck Norris jokes. We were meant to be I tell ya.

    My fav:

    "Rock... paper... Chuck Norris. I win."

    Last June you could enter Chuck Norris into a Google search and click "I'm feeling lucky" and this is what the page would say:

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person

    It doesn't work anymore, but luckily I had copied and pasted it onto an email to my husband.

  2. I am more of a fan of Jack Bauer jokes. But I think they are interchangable.

  3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Oh, Chuck...

  4. Did you get permission to blog about Chuck Norris? I thought he had to grant you permission.

  5. I haven't heard a good Chuck Norris joke in a while. Oh, thank you my dear.

  6. Actually, I thought Chuck Norris is scary. The hat made him even more scary. Not to mention the beard...:)
    Great jokes. I remember one, "Aliens do exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

    Have a good day!


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