Monday, August 2, 2010

Muffin Tops and Cupcakes

I don't know whats going on with my body lately. But it hasn't been pretty. No really, its not pretty. AT ALL.

I mean I know I had a baby a couple months ago, but I am hanging on to twenty extra pounds.

I know some people would like to punch me in the face right now. But I'm 5'2" and 20 lbs. makes a big difference with how my clothes fit and how I look.

The big problem is that I've been working out like crazy and NOTHING. In fact I swear I gain another freaking pound every day! I think the scale is laughing its head off every time I step on and I start cursing when the stupid numbers pop up.

I don't even care about the numbers really, I just want to put my clothes on and not see something like this:

Yes thats all I'm asking for. Is that too much?!

I'm so upset and worked up just writing this, I think I'm going to have to have a cupcake now...


  1. It always sucks anytime you put on weight. Booo.

  2. Ok I am surprised that you are only 5'2" - From your profile picture I always thought of you as tall - like 5'10". Ha Ha Perceptions are funny! So you are a petite little thing!

    Ahhh the dredded baby weight. My youngest is 10 and I'm still carrying it around - I know not what you want to hear. Sorry I am no help!

  3. OK I cannot believe I just spelled "dreaded" like I did - I am a dork!

  4. Maybe it's all that chcolate milk? heehee. I'm having a similar problem, as I've been running for a whole month now and I've lost a total of 2 pounds. It was 3, but now it's 2. And that is not a large percentage of my bodyweight. Anyway. That pic is SUMthin.

  5. I don't know what your talking about. That woman has a lovely hourglass shape. A strangely shaped hourglass, but lovely on some planets.

    You are being too hard on yourself. I am sure it will start melting off soon.

  6. I totally get that! My baby is now 23 and I still haven't lost that muffin top!!!

  7. Remember my collage???

    Hatred of the muffin top and the "back-butt." What the CRAP?! Nothing fits me anymore. I weigh the same, but everything's all shifty and retarded.


  8. okay i think that pic is funny but I know FOR A FACT that you do NOT look like that!!! I hate the 4th trimester...sometimes it lasts WAY longer than 3 months

  9. I have a rule: It took nine months to put on the baby weight, so you must wait until the baby is nine months old to even START trying to lose it. Your body just isn't ready.

    This time next year you'll be a raging hottie.


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