Anyway, I thought it would be a funny change up from regular 'just writing' posts, so this is my take with her style on what happened to me earlier today:
Let me set it up for you, my kids were watching tv.
I needed to vacuum. I warned them before I did it that I was going to vacuum. I was going to be turning the vacuum on RIGHT NOW.
Screaming, running in circles, running from one end of the room to the other whilst screaming.
So if you come to my house and my floors need vacuuming, you will know why it hasn't been done.