Donde esta el bano? (And even that I didn't learn well because I spelled "bano" as "banyo" and had to google it to get it right. Doh.)
Where is the bathroom?
At some point in the school year, I thought it would be funny during Spanish Time to go up to the teacher and say "Donde esta el bano?" and give him a good little chuckle. You know because when you're twelve, anything to do with the bathroom is hilarious. Heck, it still is most of the time...at least to my husband. Who I wonder about his maturity sometimes...which is probably about the level of a twelve year old..
Anyway, I went up to him and with a big goofy grin on my face delivered the words in espanol.
He glanced at me and told me to go ahead and go to the bathroom.
Not a crack of a smile. Nothin'...
As I trudged down the hallway I realized two things:
a. Not everyone gets my sense of humor.
b. I really didn't have to go to the bathroom.