Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Creepy Crawlies

Have you ever felt like something was crawling on you, only to discover there IS something crawling on you? And then the rest of the day you walk around slapping at yourself and feeling itchy and people stare at you because you're constantly twitching and grabbing at unseen bugs, but you can't help it because what if the real bug laid eggs on you and they're hatching all day?!?

Yeah, I know. It sucks.

10 comments:

  1. and then you hear about an urban myth that some lady popped a zit and a million baby spiders came out of it and ran all over her face!!!

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  2. Well, I want to thank you for this. Now I get to spend the rest of my day picking pretend lice out of my hair.

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  3. When I was a teenager I thought I had some sweat rolling down my scalp when I was trying to fall asleep. But it was a giant COCKROACH. I couldn't sleep for days.

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  4. Thank you so much for doing that to me right before going to bed. . . :)

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  5. Once, when I was a kid, I woke up in the morning to feel and then see a spider walking across my face.
    And thanks, now I'm itchy.

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  6. i hate you.

    just kidding, i really do hate bugs of all kinds though.

    you suck, now there's ants all over me.

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  7. Yeah, I know exactly how that feels! I just found out my grandkid has lice.

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