My favorite "naughty" joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has placed his steering wheel in his pants, and mentions it to the pirate. The pirate responds with:
"Arrrrr...it's driving me nuts!"
Tee hee!
Whats your favorite joke?
Monday, September 28, 2009
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There are not many jokes that I like, but that got me giggling.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's a good one. I will think of one and get back to you
ReplyDeleteLove it. I've got nothin' right now.
ReplyDeleteOh that just made my day!!!
ReplyDeleteI have heard that before ---so cute!!
ReplyDeleteI have a grandson who LOVES pirates. He told me a joke once that went like this:
Grandma, how come I can't watch Pirate movies. Well, Why my dear.
Because they are rated Rrrrrrrrr (as he crooks his finger)
i have a politically incorrect joke although its not very naughty.
ReplyDeleteA hispanic immigrant was interviewing for a job and the owner says okay you are hired if you can use these three words correctly in a sentance. Green, Pink, and Yellow
and the guy says "Okay! So the other day I heard the phone green, so I pink it up and say "yellow"
so mean!
Two guys walk into a bar, which is really stupid because after the first guy walks right into it, the second guy should have seen it.
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