Monday, September 28, 2009

Arrrr Me Mateys!

My favorite "naughty" joke:

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has placed his steering wheel in his pants, and mentions it to the pirate. The pirate responds with:

"'s driving me nuts!"

Tee hee!

Whats your favorite joke?


  1. There are not many jokes that I like, but that got me giggling.

  2. Okay, that's a good one. I will think of one and get back to you

  3. Love it. I've got nothin' right now.

  4. I have heard that before ---so cute!!
    I have a grandson who LOVES pirates. He told me a joke once that went like this:
    Grandma, how come I can't watch Pirate movies. Well, Why my dear.
    Because they are rated Rrrrrrrrr (as he crooks his finger)

  5. i have a politically incorrect joke although its not very naughty.

    A hispanic immigrant was interviewing for a job and the owner says okay you are hired if you can use these three words correctly in a sentance. Green, Pink, and Yellow

    and the guy says "Okay! So the other day I heard the phone green, so I pink it up and say "yellow"

    so mean!

  6. Two guys walk into a bar, which is really stupid because after the first guy walks right into it, the second guy should have seen it.


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