What's Wrong With YOU?

I really feel like I need to just get this off my chest. So here I am putting it all out there for the world to see...

I have some bad habits. Not REALLY bad habits like smoking pot (oh yeah, I did just say that!), but bad habits nonetheless. I feel like I should share so if you too do these things, that are slightly wrong but not bad enough to change, we can know right away if we're compatible as friends. :)

~I chew ice really loud. I love eating ice, it makes me happy, and I love the crunch, crunch it makes. If you hate ice chewers, I'm sorry but I'm really bad that way.

~When I walk down a sidewalk, I CANNOT step on a crack, I just CAN'T! I also may count my steps in between each crack, but I try to do that silently, in my head.

~If my husband and I are in the bathroom talking (its quiet in there!), I can't help but stare at myself when I talk. Not because I'm vain, but because I'm freakishly scared thats what I LOOK LIKE WHEN I TALK!?!?! How scary...

~I make up my own words, and I don't care that "funner" is improper, you ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! So just get over it already and use it too! :)

~I say fart, against everything my mother raised me to be I say it, because I'm sorry "toot" just doesn't do it for me. Oh and I still think farts are pretty dang funny.

~I sometimes pick my nose...WHAT?! You know you do it too!

~Sometimes I squeeze my kids so hard they cry. Not because I want to hurt them or be mean, they're just SO CUTE!! (I want to pet them and squeeze them and love them and call them George!)

~When I see those empty wrapped presents on display at stores or out and about, I secretly have to go shake them, JUST to make SURE they're really empty. I don't know why.

~I love to dance around really stupidly, I mean REALLY stupidly! It makes me feel like a kid and silly and just helps me lighten up from all the stress of life. I mean it, REALLY STUPIDLY, like jumping all around, doing the running man, and Ice Ice Baby--its wrong.

~I punch people a lot. No, I don't get in fist fights (only in my dreams). They're really love taps, because if you say something funny I just have to hit you. Especially guys, its a very bad habit! So when my husband is being annoying or says something dumb, I have to just punch his arm. AND I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. I've actually been working on this for years, but if I REALLY like you, you might just get a "love tap."

~"Brat" and "Monster" are terms of endearment for my kids. Try saying them in a loving way, "You cute little brat..." or "Hey Monster, come give me a love." I just don't care for honey and sweety in the same way. :)

Thats it for now, I'm sure I'll think of TONS more when I can't sleep tonight. :)