Dear Stupid Costco Gas Attendant~
When you stand RIGHT IN FRONT of an open lane, don't look at me like I'm stupid when I ask if it's open or not. You are paid to, I don't know, watch the lanes? Basically you're paid to stand there. A monkey could do your job. You are NOT paid to flirt with the pretty other gas attendant and treat me like an idiot.
Gassy Disgruntled Buyer
p.s. Next time I'll just run over your foot. And maybe a leg.
Beet Dyed Deviled Eggs
9 hours ago